A Man came home from work, sat down in
his favourite chair, turned on the tv and barked
at his wife : "QUICK ! GET ME A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS!"
she was a bit puzzled by this, but brought the beer anyway,
he gulped it down then growled" QUICK! GET ME ANOTHER BEER!
ITS GONNA START REAL SOON!"
this time she looked a little angry, but brought him his beer, when
that was gone he said: "QUICK! ANOTHER BEER WOMAN! ITS GONNA START
ANY MINUTE NOW!"
finally his wife blew her top: " THAT'S IT YOU FAT BASTARD! YOU WALTZ IN HERE
, FLOP YOUR FAT ARSE DOWN, DONT EVEN SAY HELLO TO ME AND EXPECT ME TO
RUN AROUND LIKE YOUR SLAVE! DONT YOU REALISE THAT I COOK , CLEAN AND
WASH UP ALL DAY LONG ?!
then her husband sighed, "HERE WE GO ITS F**** STARTED!"
his favourite chair, turned on the tv and barked
at his wife : "QUICK ! GET ME A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS!"
she was a bit puzzled by this, but brought the beer anyway,
he gulped it down then growled" QUICK! GET ME ANOTHER BEER!
ITS GONNA START REAL SOON!"
this time she looked a little angry, but brought him his beer, when
that was gone he said: "QUICK! ANOTHER BEER WOMAN! ITS GONNA START
ANY MINUTE NOW!"
finally his wife blew her top: " THAT'S IT YOU FAT BASTARD! YOU WALTZ IN HERE
, FLOP YOUR FAT ARSE DOWN, DONT EVEN SAY HELLO TO ME AND EXPECT ME TO
RUN AROUND LIKE YOUR SLAVE! DONT YOU REALISE THAT I COOK , CLEAN AND
WASH UP ALL DAY LONG ?!
then her husband sighed, "HERE WE GO ITS F**** STARTED!"
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